Jan
16
Uncharted territory
- Me: Mom, did you want those plates?
- Mom: They're so nice, but I don't think we need them. You need to hurry up and get married so we can go shop for plates and kitchen supplies.
- Me: Mom .. you do remember that I'm only 17 right?
- Mom: Oh yeah .. haha.
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- Mom: You have to remember, even when you're married and stuff, that those appliances use more electricity and you have to be careful.
- Me: Mom, you've been talking about me getting married an awful lot today.
- Mom: Oh shoot. -knock on wood-
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- Mom: You should want to get all pretty and made up.
- Me: I don't need that, I'll do that when I'm getting married.
- Mom: Married?! That's only one time in your life. Don't you want to look made up and all that?
- Me: I think we should stop talking about this, we brought up marriage again.
- Mom: Oh yeah. -knock on wood-
- Me: This conversation is happening way too early in my life.
